omg no really but like one my favourite cast stories is the one I read about Karl stabbing Chris extra-hard with the prop hypos each take for revenge because Chris used to whack him in the face with his sausage hands during the breaks in between takes
“Your hair is red. That’s my second favourite colour.”
“What’s your first favourite colour?”
“Is that technically a colour though?”
“It is if I say so. I control words, they don’t control me. Now I imagine you want to touch my muscles. You may want to use both hands, they’re quite large.”
I just realized that Gaston is like Stephen Colbert’s jock brother
is it me, or did he make a troll face in the second pic
Good god it’s hard to feign interest in my biologically related meat sack family.
you get an invite to a gay wedding
you open the card
“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RVSP PLZ”
……………..HOW OLD ARE YOU?
We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.
It also came with a little hat.
My cat hates me.
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.